Shirley Q. Liquor

Chuck, the same genius behind Betty Butterfield, also Does Shirley Q. Liquor. Shirley has been a celeb for years, and is more well known than Betty.

The Hilton Legacy Continues...

Officers arrested Paris' little brother Barron (Barron??) for DUI the other day. He apparently had a 0.14 BAC and a fake ID on him. Witnesses said the fucked-up kid was driving around the station in circles - chased by two men in a gray pickup who eventually confiscated his keys. What a sight that must have been!

"'He was wandering around the gas station just looking very drunk," said Manuel Olloh, who works at the gas station. "He was walking really, really funny.'" Hmmmmm. I could make 'ya walk FUNNY Barron!

The first person Barron called to bail him out was his big sister Paris. She didn't feel like coughing up the two grand to spring him and neither did her parents.

"We're told Paris rejected her brother's request, telling her 18-year-old brother, 'You're going to learn your lesson.' Paris was "very upset and very disappointed in him." Paris found enlightenment and Jesus in jail, remember?

Moral lessons from Paris Hilton?

Doesn't this kid look like a smart-mouthed asshole? Kinda cute though. I'd like to slap him...stick my dick in his mouth...and then slap him again....really hard!

I don't resent the rich for being rich, I just resent having to hear about them all the time. However, they do give me something to rant about. There's some nonsense I've caught bits and pieces about the last couple of days about slutty Lindsey Lohan doing some nude shots. Ho-Hum....hadn't she already done those?

The weather here has been beautiful for the last couple days, unfortunately I've had the flu and haven't been able to get out and enjoy it any. I caught it from my sister when I was over at her house taking care of her. Always the attentive nurse....lol. Other than this exciting news I really have nothing interesting to report. I did have a Karmac weiner-shrinker the other night at the campus library....but i don't want to jinx the situation any further, so I won't talk about it. Yikes!

There's a New Sheriff in Town...

White-Trash has a new arena on television! It's called.....The Steve Wilcos Show. This big, hunky, ex-cop, ex-Jerry Springer Show bouncer has finally climbed to the top of the shit pile and gotten his own program. It's hard to describe. I first came across it the other day, and watched in comic-horror-delight as troups of grotesque, fat (men and women!), bearded (a couple of women!), inbred-looking crackheads and child molesters were paraded on stage and forced to STAND as they were challenged with lie detector results and screamed at by this frightening man. Child molestation seems to be the hottest topic...along with crack, or the inevitable combination of the two. What on EARTH posesses these people to 1. Go on TV with these horrible stories and make public spectacles of themselves, and 2. Go on a TV show where they know they are going to be screamed at and humiliated by this monster? It's beyond me. I used to say the same thing about Jerry Springer, but this show is in a class all its own. However, I must say, that when he was on Springer, a show which I never watched....only heard about of course, I thought he was a real sex-pot. He's still kinda hot....gotten a bit fat though. What a circus!

South Congress View

by AustinLapse

Happy Valentine's Day.......

May all of you who receive a heart-shaped box of chocolates CHOKE!!!
Have a happy Valentine's Day anyway.... : )

The EMO Song....

Meet my friend....Betty

Betty's take on Buddhism (She did this especially for me!)

Chevelle...