Officers arrested Paris' little brother Barron (Barron??) for DUI the other day. He apparently had a 0.14 BAC and a fake ID on him. Witnesses said the fucked-up kid was driving around the station in circles - chased by two men in a gray pickup who eventually confiscated his keys. What a sight that must have been!
"'He was wandering around the gas station just looking very drunk," said Manuel Olloh, who works at the gas station. "He was walking really, really funny.'" Hmmmmm. I could make 'ya walk FUNNY Barron!
The first person Barron called to bail him out was his big sister Paris. She didn't feel like coughing up the two grand to spring him and neither did her parents.
"We're told Paris rejected her brother's request, telling her 18-year-old brother, 'You're going to learn your lesson.' Paris was "very upset and very disappointed in him." Paris found enlightenment and Jesus in jail, remember?
Moral lessons from Paris Hilton?
Doesn't this kid look like a smart-mouthed asshole? Kinda cute though. I'd like to slap him...stick my dick in his mouth...and then slap him again....really hard!
"'He was wandering around the gas station just looking very drunk," said Manuel Olloh, who works at the gas station. "He was walking really, really funny.'" Hmmmmm. I could make 'ya walk FUNNY Barron!
The first person Barron called to bail him out was his big sister Paris. She didn't feel like coughing up the two grand to spring him and neither did her parents.
"We're told Paris rejected her brother's request, telling her 18-year-old brother, 'You're going to learn your lesson.' Paris was "very upset and very disappointed in him." Paris found enlightenment and Jesus in jail, remember?
Moral lessons from Paris Hilton?
Doesn't this kid look like a smart-mouthed asshole? Kinda cute though. I'd like to slap him...stick my dick in his mouth...and then slap him again....really hard!
I don't resent the rich for being rich, I just resent having to hear about them all the time. However, they do give me something to rant about. There's some nonsense I've caught bits and pieces about the last couple of days about slutty Lindsey Lohan doing some nude shots. Ho-Hum....hadn't she already done those?
The weather here has been beautiful for the last couple days, unfortunately I've had the flu and haven't been able to get out and enjoy it any. I caught it from my sister when I was over at her house taking care of her. Always the attentive nurse....lol. Other than this exciting news I really have nothing interesting to report. I did have a Karmac weiner-shrinker the other night at the campus library....but i don't want to jinx the situation any further, so I won't talk about it. Yikes!
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